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Caption This: Jungle Cruise Encounter at Disneyland Park

posted on April 29th, 2014 by Erin Glover, Social Media Director, Disneyland Resort


You never know what you may find along the treacherous waters of the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland park. Looks like this solo skipper has come across a pair of locals … what do you think this encounter might sound like? Show us your stripes and “Caption This!”

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1

Brian on April 29th, 2014 at 1:06 pm

Hey George, have you seen Frank? These boat guys keep saying he’s sleeping with the lions.

 

Erin Glover on April 29th, 2014 at 2:23 pm

Poor Frank!

2

Susan on April 29th, 2014 at 1:29 pm

Here comes our lunch delivery … Wait … where’s the food?

3

Dave on April 29th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

No zebras here, buddy. It’s just an imagineered optical illusion.

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Admiral on April 29th, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Is he insane? All he ever does is go in circles and tells the exact same bad jokes.

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Matthew from NY on April 29th, 2014 at 2:00 pm

“Until he earns his stripes they won’t let passengers on his boat.”

 

Erin Glover on April 29th, 2014 at 2:23 pm

I see what you did there!

6

Stephen on April 29th, 2014 at 2:00 pm

‘That’s the Ark? I thought it would be bigger.’

7

Eric from MA on April 29th, 2014 at 2:09 pm

“Okay, that’s it, pal–Far as you go. Let’s have a little talk about the lion scene.”

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Jennifer on April 29th, 2014 at 2:40 pm

Is that the boat to Downtown Disney or Small World?

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Oleg from CA on April 29th, 2014 at 2:43 pm

“Now’s our chance. Two of us and only 1 of him. Finally – to be a JC operator. Woo Hoo!”

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Kenny on April 29th, 2014 at 2:49 pm

The zebras stand guard. They know they cannot let the skipper pass. They’ve seen Bambi. They’ve spoken to the hippos. They know what happens when man is in the jungle.

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Jillian on April 29th, 2014 at 3:20 pm

Oh look, the 3:00 parade has started.

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Marc from CA on April 29th, 2014 at 3:44 pm

That poor Wilderness Explorer — he doesn’t have any badges!

13

paula on April 29th, 2014 at 3:52 pm

what game is this?

14

Joe on April 29th, 2014 at 3:56 pm

Hey! Is it just my Imagination or does that boat have a Walt mustache?

15

Jeremy on April 29th, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Zebraburg straight ahead!!!

16

Captain on April 29th, 2014 at 4:14 pm

Finally people started to get as tired of his jokes as we have, look, no passengers on the boat!

17

Scott on April 29th, 2014 at 5:46 pm

Ok , prove to me you know Chris Rock and I’ll switch places with you.

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Jonathon on April 29th, 2014 at 5:57 pm

I hear that if we take the boat over to Animal Kingdom, we become real Zebras!

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Gary on April 29th, 2014 at 7:58 pm

“Look at him, pal. Master of his fate? Captain of his soul? Strip away the hat, and the uniform — All I see is the shattered dreams of one more guy who really just wanted to direct!”

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Jesse from CA on April 29th, 2014 at 8:49 pm

Mowgli visits his jungle family.

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Andrew on April 29th, 2014 at 9:48 pm

“Did you sneak back to the dock to cut the throttle cable?”…”Yeah…he will be going around the jungle for hours…”

22

Elyse on April 29th, 2014 at 10:25 pm

Zebras… Why did it have to be zebras?

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molly from OH on April 29th, 2014 at 10:42 pm

Excuse us…Sir?! Can you help us? We are supposed to be on a savannah or grassland…not a jungle.

24

Jim on April 30th, 2014 at 6:56 am

The word got out that this guy eats beans for lunch!

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Gary from NY on April 30th, 2014 at 7:16 am

My feet might be glued in place but if I hear that “backside of water” joke one more time I’m outta here!

26

Michael on April 30th, 2014 at 7:25 am

Ok, I zebra you too!

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Cary on April 30th, 2014 at 7:29 am

“Hey Ed, didn’t there use to be passengers in those boats?”
“Nah, not since the Anna and Elsa meet-and-greet started.”

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Bob on April 30th, 2014 at 7:37 am

This cruise is ‘two behind’ schedule.

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David from UT on April 30th, 2014 at 10:54 am

One zebra to the other….”So, what did you do with his guests?”

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Gregory on April 30th, 2014 at 3:38 pm

Pardon Me… Do you have any Grey Poupon???

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David on May 1st, 2014 at 2:48 pm

Zebra 1: Stripey horses!?!?! He should talk. He’s got hardly any hair on him at all.

Zebra 2: You speak human???

32

Terri on June 30th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

Should we go pick up Carl? The Lions are babysitting him.

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Luke on June 30th, 2014 at 12:37 pm

“The boat’s empty. Everyone must be at the parade.”

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