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Caption This: Crockett’s Tavern at Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort & Campground

Jennifer Fickley-Baker

by , Editorial Content Manager, Walt Disney World Resort

Check out this week’s “Caption This” image, which was shot inside Crockett’s Tavern at Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort & Campground.


Sure looks like the bear has something on his mind. But what? You tell us. Go ahead and “Caption This”!


  • ‘sup wolverine?

  • Hello there, welcome to the complaint department!

  • Some of these comments are un-bear-able. “Who’s that guy in the middle? I bearly know him! It’d be furry nice to meet him!” — he said after a paws…

  • Today for Breakfast we have bacon, eggs, and spam; Cheese omelet with mushrooms bacon and spam and biscuits with spam gravy; English muffins with spam and eggs; Spam, Spam and bacon; Spam, Spam, Spam, Omelet, with hash browns and spam gravy; Cheese Croissant and Spam; and on the lighter side Coffee and spam.

  • You break it you buy it.

  • I met Teddy Roosevelt…once.

  • “Killed him a WHAT??!”

  • Does this fur coat make me look fat?

  • Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

  • Maybe if I sing “Let it Go” they will give me me a MagicBand.

  • “Ah yes, the memories…It is good to be back! Up top here you will see a map of the greenest state in the land of the free–I was born right there on that mountain top and raised in the woods just south of there!

    On the left is my acceptance speech when I won hands down–I must brag–my seat in Congress off in Washin’ton town. The other speech, on the right, is from when I was elected King of the Wild Frontier.

    See that white horn at the bottom with the buckskin strap? That held the epoxy that I used to patch up the crack in the Liberty Bell. Those guys still had to go and crack it again, though!

    Oh yeah…and that b’ar on the right? I kilt him when I was only three!”

  • Fur in July!? That was a huge mistake…

    • :)

  • I don’t care what the song says, I don’t wear kilts.

  • Hey, this doesn’t look like the Country Bear Jamboree. Where’s Teddy Barra?

  • Next up on our tour is the story of Davy Crockett. Now, when Davy was three years old….

  • What’s a bear gotta do to get a drink around here?

  • Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue has strawberry shortcake for dessert tonight. I can bear-ly contain my excitement!

  • Still waiting for that low-five….

    • That’s a long time. :)

  • “Dang, I left my ID in my other coat.”

  • Alright! Who took my golf cart?!?

  • Please keep up with the tour!

  • I’m starving! Which way to the Hoop-Dee-Doo Revue?

    • :)

  • I can’t eat another bite. I’m stuffed!

    • Nice one!

  • I have to wait how long to meet Anna and Elsa?

  • Our drink of the day is called “Goldilocks WAS Here….”

  • What do mean there is a 60-minute wait for the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train?!

    • Yep.

  • What? No Dole Whips?

    • :)

  • Now….over here to the right, this is a collection of all the things that were left when I ate this guy, pictured in the center of the shadowbox.

  • Wait, wait, wait…I gotta sneeze.

  • Ma! The meatloaf!!!

  • To your right, we have a very special collage of Davy’s life. Please hold your questions until the end of my presentation.

    • Funny!

  • Hey Boo Boo, let’s go get us a pic-a-nic basket

  • No caption from me but just wanted to remark how sad that this Bear is no longer a part of Crockett’s Tavern and has been removed.

  • Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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