This 1967 publicity photo for the then-new Flight to the Moon attraction at Disneyland park is ripe with caption possibilities. What is happening – or about to happen – here?
Please prepare for lift off, and “Caption This!”
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Caption This: Flight to the Moon at Disneyland Park
by George Savvas, Director, Public Relations, Disneyland Resort
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No caption, but just wanted to point out that is the wonderful 1966 Disneyland Ambassador.
The man that flew around the Matterhorn had a bigger one than you.
Is this how I turn on the WiFi?
if I just push here…I’ll never have to clean my room again!!
“…these two tanks are for my AquaNet hairspray…”
Wow! This thing really dispenses Whipped Cream! Neato!
Ma’am, I think someone messed up your costume. The Hat is too big and the jet pack is too small. I’ll go find the cast member in charge of costumes.
“Can I gas you up Mrs. Brady?”
Ok son, now remember… after you push it, START RUNNING or you will get burned really bad
“Remember last night when you said I couldn’t have that extra Mickey bar?”
“I’m not sure that little jet pack will get you and your HUGE helmet off the ground.”
“What button do I push for some rock-hard breadsticks?”
“Why does this button say, ‘DO NOT PRESS HERE’?”
“Nevermind this jetpack. What’s the deal with the giant snow-globe on your head???”
Well, honestly ma’am, I think you’re going to need a lot of Pixie Dust to get up to the moon with that thing.
Mom, I’m really afraid of what might happen if somebody starts playing Slim Whitman music…
Boy: What Does this button do… Oops!
Little Jimmy won first prize in the school science fair with just a vacuum cleaner, a fishbowl, and the antenna from Dad’s garage tv.
Does this jet pack make my butt look big?
“That is not a real jet pack… It’s too small to be a real jet pack!”
Huh… if I hit this button, will you make that funny “poot” sound again…?
“To the moon, Alice!”
“One of these days, ALice…. POW! Right to the moon!”
No son, not that button. Pull my finger . . . .
“All I do is push this button and Mommy flies away?…..hmmmm”
“”Property of the Rocketeer’….’If found, return to Howard Hughes’–What’s that mean?”
It shows your running low on hair spray!
Are you sure if I push this button, I won’t burn your biscuits?
“That looks a lot like the one Buzz used to have.”
“And that was the last anyone saw of Castmember Carol”
A clearer version of my first post…
Oh, if I only had a quarter for all these kids who walk up to me thinking I’m Will Robinson’s Mom!
Oh, If I only had a quarter for all these kids who walk up to me thinking I’m Maureen Robinson!
Does this switch send you to infinity and beyond?
Space lady – “Could you check my air reserves little boy?
Boy – “Sure ma’am.” *checks gauge* “Um, it’s pointing towards the red zone”
Space lady – “Fantasmic….”
Just the face she’s making makes me think of that.
That little thing won’t even get you to Burbank. Let me call Imagineering and see if they have something bigger.
“This one is mine, can’t you tell by the size?”
Um….there’s a spider on your….rocket booster.
“Cool! You mean I’m gonna get to work everyday with one of these when I grow up?”
“Push the button, sweetie. Mommy is running out of air…”
“I will if you promise we can go to Disneyland today. PROMISE?”
Coooool, I want one of those!
you mean if I push the button you’ll go to the moon…?
or
If only Ralph Kramden could see this!
Why is your hair bigger than your jet pack?
“Maa’m, if you’re going to the moon…then I’m going to the moon with you! But you have to do something about that hair!”
Little Boy: ” Cool! A jet pack!! Hmm… What does this button do?”
“Are you sure I won’t get in trouble if I touch that button?”
Oooooooooooooh!!! I wonder what this button does.
Boy: What does the red button do???
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