This 1967 publicity photo for the then-new Flight to the Moon attraction at Disneyland park is ripe with caption possibilities. What is happening – or about to happen – here?
Please prepare for lift off, and “Caption This!”
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Caption This: Flight to the Moon at Disneyland Park
by George Savvas, Director, Public Relations, Disneyland Resort
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Boy: What does the red button do???
Oooooooooooooh!!! I wonder what this button does.
“Are you sure I won’t get in trouble if I touch that button?”
Little Boy: ” Cool! A jet pack!! Hmm… What does this button do?”
“Maa’m, if you’re going to the moon…then I’m going to the moon with you! But you have to do something about that hair!”
Why is your hair bigger than your jet pack?
you mean if I push the button you’ll go to the moon…?
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If only Ralph Kramden could see this!
Coooool, I want one of those!
“Push the button, sweetie. Mommy is running out of air…”
“I will if you promise we can go to Disneyland today. PROMISE?”
“Cool! You mean I’m gonna get to work everyday with one of these when I grow up?”
Um….there’s a spider on your….rocket booster.
“This one is mine, can’t you tell by the size?”
That little thing won’t even get you to Burbank. Let me call Imagineering and see if they have something bigger.
Space lady – “Could you check my air reserves little boy?
Boy – “Sure ma’am.” *checks gauge* “Um, it’s pointing towards the red zone”
Space lady – “Fantasmic….”
Just the face she’s making makes me think of that.
Does this switch send you to infinity and beyond?
Oh, If I only had a quarter for all these kids who walk up to me thinking I’m Maureen Robinson!
A clearer version of my first post…
Oh, if I only had a quarter for all these kids who walk up to me thinking I’m Will Robinson’s Mom!
“And that was the last anyone saw of Castmember Carol”
“That looks a lot like the one Buzz used to have.”
Are you sure if I push this button, I won’t burn your biscuits?
It shows your running low on hair spray!
“”Property of the Rocketeer’….’If found, return to Howard Hughes’–What’s that mean?”
“All I do is push this button and Mommy flies away?…..hmmmm”
No son, not that button. Pull my finger . . . .
“One of these days, ALice…. POW! Right to the moon!”
“To the moon, Alice!”
Huh… if I hit this button, will you make that funny “poot” sound again…?
“That is not a real jet pack… It’s too small to be a real jet pack!”
Does this jet pack make my butt look big?
Little Jimmy won first prize in the school science fair with just a vacuum cleaner, a fishbowl, and the antenna from Dad’s garage tv.
Boy: What Does this button do… Oops!
Mom, I’m really afraid of what might happen if somebody starts playing Slim Whitman music…
Well, honestly ma’am, I think you’re going to need a lot of Pixie Dust to get up to the moon with that thing.
“Nevermind this jetpack. What’s the deal with the giant snow-globe on your head???”
“Why does this button say, ‘DO NOT PRESS HERE’?”
“What button do I push for some rock-hard breadsticks?”
“I’m not sure that little jet pack will get you and your HUGE helmet off the ground.”
“Remember last night when you said I couldn’t have that extra Mickey bar?”
Ok son, now remember… after you push it, START RUNNING or you will get burned really bad
“Can I gas you up Mrs. Brady?”
Ma’am, I think someone messed up your costume. The Hat is too big and the jet pack is too small. I’ll go find the cast member in charge of costumes.
Wow! This thing really dispenses Whipped Cream! Neato!
“…these two tanks are for my AquaNet hairspray…”
if I just push here…I’ll never have to clean my room again!!
Is this how I turn on the WiFi?
The man that flew around the Matterhorn had a bigger one than you.
No caption, but just wanted to point out that is the wonderful 1966 Disneyland Ambassador.
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